Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…

Didn’t Trump run on the premise that Clinton was such a warmonger and wanted war with Russia? I would want to say I am confused. But to be honest, I am a lot more amused by your mental gymnastics. Do that backflip again!

They did invade the Crimea last year, should we have nuked them?

Aside from exactly two people - Trump and Kim Jong-un - who exactly hasn’t come to their senses about nukes?

And this is why millennials hate you. You think NASA in the 60s and 70s didn’t have the same response, and just sat around doing nothing when their rocket launched?

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

that would have been so awesome if the reveal had been that she found a walk in freezer with dozens of dead women who kind of look like her.

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

There is always something awesome, no matter how small the idea, when you see it mature from a few lines on the proverbial cocktail napkin to full blown success. If you never felt it it is hard to describe, good for them.

Also, I bet you still complain about Germany’s actions in WW1 as some sort of argument for other topics. If you love Russia, just say so.

The US is the only one holding to the 2010 SALT.

You might be concerned with the notion that Russian President Vladimir Putin “hacked” the U.S. presidential election, as it were.

Calling out reporters for bad press? I thought they were running a car company, not for President.

I had that yesterday. Ad. Between. Every. Top. Level. Reply.

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

I have a lot of respect for all parties involved. Driver called the Trooper on his speeding. Trooper admitted he was wrong and owned up to it with his chain of command.