And this is why millennials hate you. You think NASA in the 60s and 70s didn’t have the same response, and just sat around doing nothing when their rocket launched?

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

that would have been so awesome if the reveal had been that she found a walk in freezer with dozens of dead women who kind of look like her.

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

There is always something awesome, no matter how small the idea, when you see it mature from a few lines on the proverbial cocktail napkin to full blown success. If you never felt it it is hard to describe, good for them.

Also, I bet you still complain about Germany’s actions in WW1 as some sort of argument for other topics. If you love Russia, just say so.

The US is the only one holding to the 2010 SALT.

You might be concerned with the notion that Russian President Vladimir Putin “hacked” the U.S. presidential election, as it were.

Calling out reporters for bad press? I thought they were running a car company, not for President.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

I keep hearing people say, “If you’re upset about this election, here’s a bunch of charities for people who are going to be hurt by the Trump administration that you can donate time or money to.”

I can imagine that the hatred that middle America has for people living the cities is very responsible for their unwillingness to vote for liberals. So, now, when the conservatives fuck them over, I will be there cheering. If my cheering is more offensive to them than people taking away their houses, their medical…

What a crock of shit. Liberals have also been more supportive of policies that have given a lot of rural middle America much more financial stability than they would have otherwise had. If it had been up to Republicans these people would have been left to die in the street decades ago.

I can only imagine that the oh-so thinly-veiled disdain liberals have for certain parts of middle America is in no way responsible for their unwillingness to vote for liberals.

It wasn’t the auto industry areas that went Trump. To be honest it was a very small group (2% or so) that switched from Obama to Trump. They voted Bush twice, Obama twice, and got nothing for it. Their one stoplight towns are still crumbling and their jobs still disappearing (to automation not the mexicans they are…

i still find it ironic that michigan went for trump considering Obama stuck his neck out to bail out the auto industry, much to the vocal hate of the GOP who were all for letting them fail..which would have been disastrous for that region. And now they look to the GOP as their savior?!?

I had that yesterday. Ad. Between. Every. Top. Level. Reply.

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

I have a lot of respect for all parties involved. Driver called the Trooper on his speeding. Trooper admitted he was wrong and owned up to it with his chain of command.