"Can you tell me I'm wrong if I say 'Little Rock', Trebek? Can you?"

Seriously. I was watching that video just now thinking "Betadollarbetadollarbetadollar WHAT THE FUCK RANDI?!?!"

Here in Osaka, I see shit like this on my way to work like four times a week.

I'll admit: as a Japanese-English game localizer (and usually the final QA checker to handle the text before hand-off), I sometimes do shit like that on purpose just to piss off fanboys and/or the client, if said client is kind of a dick. Or, you know, just to amuse myself.

That's the same exact thing I thought when I first saw the headline. I got really nervous for a second, and then I read the words "…young and wealthy American heiress played by Alison Brie" and everything was OK again.

Like a fucking Nazi Julie Andrews.

Nineteen cast members from Deadwood were on Justified! 19!!

As a longtime resident of Japan, I would like to formally request that the AV Club show a bit more sensitivity in their choice of header images from now on. That one up top? That was basically our 9/11.

Holy shit, I was just thinking about this like two days ago (and I have no idea why)!
The only part I remember clearly about those commercials was the line "…Eva will not harm you."

Yeah, I was a bit disappointed myself once I realized that that image sort of made me feel a little less disgusted.

Also, the one in the hat looks like Hillbilly Jim and Super Dave Osborne melded together to form some sort of creepy, gardening enthusiast Voltron.

The eyeballs on that human with the pearls are freaking me the fuck out…

"Her…?"