Seems about right! There was one guy who went to MSU for like a semester who would pull up a stool for the 4th quarters and we would count down like NYE in Times Square rooting for the inevitable. lol.

At least he got his measles vaccination. 

Actually a lot of the Knicks live in White Plains. It isn’t any more cosmopolitan than OKC. The taxes, on the other hand...way more “cosmopolitan”.

I had to watch the 0-16 year on the 15" CRT TV above the door at the only bar in Yonkers that would show the game. No table, no armrests, nothing. Just me on a stool in the middle of the doorway that I had to get up and move anytime anyone came in/left/smoke break etc.

I’d be willing to bet his kids live in South Florida with his ex-wife. New York style.

Did XTC just get a new record deal? I’m familiar with the concept of cross branding, but that was creative!

Wanting to get a piece of Brie Larson’s back end never seemed more appropriate.

Jay Cutler has a Canadian cousin? Huh. Seems about right.

That was a crazy game! Yes, I watched it. I’m a Tigers guy and since were not 25 games back yet, I will watch. Anyways....

I most assuredly would not kick alt Kelly out of my timeline for eating crackers in bed.

It could have been worse, Giants fan. You could have drafted your 3rd 1st round TE in 11 years. TE...always a worthy top ten pick.

This is correct. Those languages are a requirement in school there. Dutch is the primary language spoken in most areas, however they speak English better than 95% of Americans.

I had a babysitter when I was like 6 or 7 who drove me and my brother like 2 hours to summer camp one year in her Yugo. She was a pretty large lady.

Ruffles with Ridges and a side of mayo.

You must be one fun chick to have a beer with at a bar! Great post :)

Wait! So you’re telling me you can get hired to write the frigging dictionary straight out of 10th grade in a bad district?

Why is she just dropping butt plugs off of a staircase?

Rarely has “dipshit” been used in a car review with more zest!

Meanwhile, a Samurai sliced a baseball in half at 100 mph.

1000%.