Neither QB was completely to blame. The Jaguars defense looked phenomenal and the Texans’ offensive line looked nonexistent. Houston needs Duane Brown back desperately if they don’t want this to be a lost season.

If a collective force of labor unions wanted to tackle a problem of this scale, why didn’t they do it with Wal-Mart years (decades?) ago? Hell, I’d argue the problem is much worse for them.

It was always kinda treated like that anyway. It’s the reason it was in May in the first place.

Sorry Emma, you were scooped by Marchman’s bloviating ass earlier today.

Judge may be the most exciting thing in baseball since Harper, but you’ll have to be better than that to clog THIS Colon.

I don’t pay attention to MLB that often, but didn’t the Nats have one of the better bullpens in baseball a while ago? What happened?

Why hope for that which is inevitable?

That’s great and all, but how many games have the Cardinals lost, and is there always the next game?

Fahey, please. I just finished eating.

Oh well, at least we all now have the fun of coming up with creative ways to play what is essentially a whole new quest.

“Filed to: NO SHIT”

The mecca, E3

And here I thought we weren’t going to get any articles about the Cards losing games this year.

Does a photo exist of this guy where he doesn’t look completely insane?

At this point, we all accept it as common knowledge and have moved on to other sports news.

My only issue with Wall is the same issue that every star athlete from every team in the East is going to face, and one lucky (?) team from the West:

What the fuck exactly do you do against the Cavs?

Pitchers getting hit with baseballs? Machado’s taking notes.

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