This whole thread is giving me life...Bravo, everyone! 

It’s just below the Happy to Maul.

The article was a thing of beauty, and this entire comment thread is a proud successor.

COUNTERPOINT

Where are these classes held?  I have some leftover money on my GI Bill that can be put to good use.

When popcorn just won’t do.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

Plus Lede of the Year.

My guess is they were froze in amazement. People often freeze up in situations like this, unsure of what to do. 

Cause it looked like she needed help with his raggedy ass?

Another take:

That was pure awesome!  Each and every strike was thrown with bad intentions.  I only wish she’d gotten the KO!

Every strike was glorious.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

It’s so refreshing not to have a massive list of still-loading tweets to try to scroll past before they manage to load! This is the best Barf Bag ever!

It was just a random bat.

Every time I see a horse and a herd of walkers I can’t watch b/c I think of that episode where Aaron befriends a horse, only to watch it get eaten by walkers. I don’t care if people die, I just can’t watch animals die on the show.

Was that Lucille she used? The brains splattered on it made it look like Negan’s bat, but the rain washed them off to reveal a pretty smooth-looking surface.

Of course! Of course!