Hey man! I was one of those $50 contributes three times! I published one under anonymous and won’t be talking about it here. Another was about 90s redeux fashion and how I was wearing all the daisies and sunflowers again and didn’t give a fuck. The other was about how I dropped out of mortuary school because of health…

I ... kind ... of ... don’t ... think ... he’s ... totally .... wrong ... ?

Oh god, that was painful to type.

Now, my state doesn’t have early voting, so I’m not totally sure how lax or tight it’s run in comparison to the day-of voting, but I have been a poll worker, and the hardest—THE HARDEST—thing I’ve ever had to…

The floor is lava!

Clinically diagnosed narcoleptic here: Modafinil is amazing, and not only because I don’t experience sleep attacks while driving anymore. Once I got on Modafinil, I was able to get off my ADHD meds which had a significant improvement on my life. I need to drink way more water than normal on it though. And yeah, I am…

Dollar General is not a “dollar store.” You should change the photo.

staph infection

Coming here to say exactly this. I had an Italian nonna teach me this trick years ago and I’ve been teaching it since.

Honestly, this would be a reason for me to stop counting until I could come to terms with it.

I use calculator at work and am not thrilled. Is much rather have abacus.

So they’re all cosplaying as Seven of Nine?

Well, ideally you only get links shared to you from people you know or trust. I guess I’m a dinosaur, but the primary means of communication for my family and friends is email. I’d rather get a link in email than in IM or, geez, Twitter.

Up until the late 1800's (and well into the 1900's) most people went to barbers when they had medical issues. As doctors became more popular (especially with wealthy people) medical manufacturers no longer wanted to be associated with barbers (who were considered low-class) By mentioning that they don’t sell to…

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

Right? No true love of mine would want me to rape a goat!

Don’t you mean ram?

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

No. But run the poll again with the sexy gorilla.

Drop a poached egg on Cacio e Pepe, or stir in an egg yolk while everything is still hot. It makes it rich and even more delicious. That pretty much takes you half way to carbonara, but the egg is an easy and tasty addition.