Carol’s two-word response to the king’s question was worth the flashback: “Something happened.” Now have sex already.

Well, she was on top of a wall—maybe weigh-bearing—oh, who cares?

Can I please? Well, not the King, but Khary Payton.

I hate to defend this, but the zombies were stuck in the muck, I assume because it was acid and their feet melted(?) Maybe CGTigger got stuck too? My biggest bitch is that WHY would a tiger eat—or even bite—dead, obviously rotten, poisoned flesh? All cats have an incredible sense of smell and don’t eat things that…

Someone please explain to me why Tyrion looked so pissed when he saw Jon/Aegon going into Dany’s room.

I am an exception to the rule. I wrote a piece about Investigation Discovery exploiting the murder of my sister, and out of over 200 comments, NOT ONE SNARK. Yeah, that would have been shitty of someone to do, but people are shitty on the internet. FWIW: I never cashed the $50 check.

Colonel Broccoli?

I don’t think that’s how “rehab” works.

But as an able-bodied person, I don’t have the right to make the choice to end my life. So it’s not his disability that renders him unable to choose.

I have von Willebrand’s. Which you really should know before you have surgery or a blood transfusion. I died because they didn’t do a full-type and cross. I got better. I wear an alert bracelet thing now.

I suppose if you are “unproven” in your industry, this is a good idea. I always demand payment up front with a full money-back guarantee if the work is non-compliant (with the specs-usually government-related.) My line is “I have to block the time to do this and have no way to recover income lost.” It’s no-risk to the…

Animals can be gay. Animals can rape. Animals pee outside, in front of God and everyone. Animals sometimes eat their young. Animal fathers/brothers/uncles have sex and offspring with their relatives. Yes, Crazy Lady, let’s be like animals.

Would.

An articulate, non-snarky, informative answer. Ban this user immediately!

Not true. You might want to use it again.

THE goat knows.

Someone from Google. GOOGLE! With a @google.com address, sent an email to about 400 Google Ad Words clients CCed, NOT BCCed. It was hilarious. Unlike her future at Google. I was lucky enough to be on that list. It was a blast.

I have always thought the test should add, “or a child/children.”

100% would read.

Step 1.5: Take a picture of your keyboard so you can put the keys back in the correct configuration. Or not, if you like surprises.