No.

Wow. That's a strong reaction to have to someone doing something that has no impact on you whatsoever. What do you want to do when you see pearls after 5?

It was. In 2009.

Maybe she should have helped with the dishes.

My sister and I used to do this randomly. Little confetti penises, glitter, whatever. We were so ahead of our time.

Yes! It is about time.

She is Chuck Norris's personal chef now.

This holds true until you hit about 45.

This explains a lot. I grew up in AZ and thought Wendy's fries were the best. I moved to MD and they suck. I thought it was just nostalgia.

I loved them! Back before I had the oven removed, these were my go-to. Not very eco, as you threw them away, but holy bloodletting, they can hold the tide for 12 hours and you can have CLEAN sex with them.

"Heavily Used Tupperware" is my favorite of the above.

I keep watching, looking for ANY reaction from rubbed dude. He's got a world-class poker face.

Thank you.

He's got a Dwayne Johnson vibe happening. Nice.

He is perfect.

Ewww! Shaved chest. May have to take it back.

Well, obvs, I wouldn't let him talk.

Would.

I am unfortunately not surprised. My sister's murderer was hired as a corrections officer, and trained in firearms, despite a domestic violence conviction. She wasn't out of the academy a week before shooting and killing my sister. This was a violation of federal law, but the above story is not—yet. We need laws that…

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