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I think Wal-Mart allows this as well. I have slept in BMW 3 and 5 series, and an Olds Achieva (back in the day) at rest stops. They usually have security or at least some police presence. I'm a girl, so I also made sure I was fully covered (head included) to reduce vulnerability. I've never done it for a whole night,

Why doesn't she have any otter friends? Now I'm sad.

A black widow spider bite can kill you fast with an allergic reaction. A brown recluse will kill your skin, slowly. Thus, one is an emergency and the other needs attention, but not as urgently.

Alec Baldwin has really let himself go.

I love how defeated they both look in the end. My heart!

Surprisingly well-written, if incredibly self-unaware.

Autonomy doesn't require the name your father (presumably) gave you. Nor is choosing another mutually exclusive with courage. I hated my last name, took my X's, made a name for myself in business with it, married again, and still use the last name I worked so hard to brand, much to my X's chagrin.

The Queen is PISSED!

We'd been together for 8 years, but he still threw me on the bed and said, "It's all new, it's all mine, and I'm going to lick every inch of it." /bragging

I wish I didn't have to know how he died, but it's not like I could avoid it. If we shelter children from the worst truths, why not KoKo? It's not like she can cognitively process her grief and reconcile suicide with the internal struggle Williams faced. Leave her alone.

The internet was made for stalkers.

That was Patron, not vodka. I've, uh, seen that bottle before.

How long was this weekend?

"A woman just died because she refused to give a man her phone number..." No she didn't and please stop saying that! She died because the man who killed her was a murderer. If you aren't raped because of what you are wearing, you aren't killed because of what you do.

Can we please stop tying these attacks to ANY behavior on the part of the victim? "Woman has throat slashed." End of story. Dude is a throat slasher. It wasn't about her not talking to him, it was about him being a violent crazy person.

Cook some eggs: You can have them poached or sunny side up. For sunny side up, just preheat your plate, add a little butter, crack the egg on the plate—yolk up—and heat for 45 seconds. For a poached egg, fill a microwave safe bowl halfway with water, crack the egg into the water, cover the bowl with a plate, and cook

Why do you care what someone else does to their face? Maybe it's not for you...fine. I'm almost positive she didn't take your views into account.

Dude used WAY too much vinegar. That totally works with the right proportions (and time for the spices to re-hydrate.)

Almost as cute as...

Jackasses get all the pussy.