Goddamnit. Now I want to go to Dairy Queen. Back in 10.

No one gives a shit about “ungreys” except most of you tools that are not greyed. We regret you getting involved, not the other way around. Most of the good shit is in the greys. Fuck you elitist pricks, lol. You guys talk about it like Trump supporters talk about themselves, and you don’t even realize it. Eat a dick.

I really wish it was. I really do.

Both those commercials are funny. Sorry, but they are. One lady likes skinny Asian guys and the other likes strong black men. So they cast the exact opposite before they are “cleaned”. It’s a goddamned laundry detergent commercial. Feel free to be outraged and not see some humor.

I’m not sold on the game yet, but about that part where you say “What is going to drive me to fly around this universe in which the devs say chances are you won’t ever run across anyone else?”

I’m no more worried than with any other game with a lot of hype. Half of them fall short, half of them don’t. I’d say more than half fall short of the hype, but for argument’s sake...

He’s almost exactly like most of these commenters above me will be in 30+ years. They are mirrors of each other with about two inches difference in the height of their nut hang. “I could give you a mirror, to show you disappointments...”

Looking to a Gawker Site for Journalistic Standards is like looking on the bottom of Laketown Lake for hidden pirate treasure.

HEY TURD BALL! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE A TURD BALL - EXCEPT YOU! YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE IGNORANT ONE, AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT!

I’m going to start swinging my arm wildly about every five minutes. I’ll do it all day, every day for a year. That way when I punch my boss in the face next year, I’ll have ample evidence showing that it’s just how I go about my everyday business.

Hopefully, Colin can tweet back Trump in the near future:

I’m driving as part of my job right now, and have used Google Driving Mode since day one; It’s amazing. As far as Waze incorporation, I got an alert of some construction being done on a stretch of road downtown, and it said “Reported by Waze” or something like that. Like an idiot, I didn’t believe it because I had no…

For those who don’t remember Rod Strickland, here’s a crappy quality mix that shows some of his sick layups (like the ones Shaq referenced).

If you read that one line only, as people are so apt to do when discussing, then you may be correct.

Also, you sound like a MASSIVE dick bag. I’m “young” btw. I just hate peers like you who think they’ve got the world figured out, and also say “old people”. Really, who the fuck says that who’s over 9 years old, or so?

It’s the same on the flip side, buddy. The “old people” usually are the ones running the actual show - not the management level crap. And the young ones don’t understand, either, that another “piston rod” can be had, fresh faced and sunny in disposition, fresh out of college, if they don’t cut the but-what-about-my-fee…

Mixed, but the fact that people still ask that question to frame a discussion is the sad part.

This is a very reasonable comment that is hard to find in the Kotaku comments.

Hey, cut back on the “idiot” stuff, man. It’s just a differing opinion from that person.

Holy crap - a CoH’s person! That game was flawed in so many ways, but so much fun! I remember the first time I got the super long jump - good god. I hopped around like an idiot for 2 hours straight.