Holy shit, she’s weird. And Large.

Yeah, Cormier is kind of corny and awkward when he tries to go too deep into the trash talk, but Jones is trash personified; coupled with his hit-and-run charge I can easily see why Cormier despises Jones. I frequent a gym here in Colorado, and there’s more than a few guys who’ve worked with/alongside Jones and can…

Yep

I think they are just into saving-money mode. Assholes, nice guys - it doesn’t matter.

If they did everything you just listed, then they’d be the perfect counterbalance to the current variant of Deadspin. Here’s hoping they both bludgeon each other into a form of reasonable, level headed normalcy.

How dare he! We can run in the road if we want! And by extension, I crawl slowly for exercise, and I can do that in the road too! It doesn’t stop there either, asshole drivers. My brother prefers to summersault for cardio, and he does that in the goddamn road, too. Sidewalks are for casual cardio noobs. We are…

Fuck yeah, dude. Tom Ley is the best! Bears and shit all the time. Love this guy.