I think they are just into saving-money mode. Assholes, nice guys - it doesn’t matter.

If they did everything you just listed, then they’d be the perfect counterbalance to the current variant of Deadspin. Here’s hoping they both bludgeon each other into a form of reasonable, level headed normalcy.

He probably talks to people instead of sitting in a corner staring at his phone, so I’d agree - he’s probably a blast.

How dare he! We can run in the road if we want! And by extension, I crawl slowly for exercise, and I can do that in the road too! It doesn’t stop there either, asshole drivers. My brother prefers to summersault for cardio, and he does that in the goddamn road, too. Sidewalks are for casual cardio noobs. We are…

Fuck yeah, dude. Tom Ley is the best! Bears and shit all the time. Love this guy.