Some kid sued my school for illegally searching the trunk of his car, he bought his mom a house and a brand new SVT Lightning.

Well that's not very helpful, do you think the service that provides you HBO will be the one you have to get internet through for it to work? In case someone was going to try to get it for free.

You saying my sardine extreme is NOT a truck?

But do you think it will be a login thing still so you can use someone else's?

Jeez already becoming finnicky over not wanting a whole season, just be happy with the fact that you can have HBO GO on your xbox for fuck's sake.

Beverly Hills what a troop!

Isn't the Pacific Northwest considered a serial killer's playground?

That sounds like a porno Tracy Jordan would watch.

Don't ever underestimate someone's capacity to do something (no matter how stupid or weird) for no other reason than because they can .

It's just more intuitive so you don't feel like you're talking to a phone.

Wow that is the second My Two Dads reference I have seen today! Ba da ba ba baaaa I'm lovin' it.

Also, a lot of people don't really know what makes them happy.

Can you qualify this statement for me please?

I'm just trying to imagine all of the incorrectly heard text messages that are going to be sent.

First I hear of people complaining about Aniston in Horrible Bosses. If anything her character needed to be featured a little bit more!

That's a wonderful idea, you better delete this comment before some exec steals it.

If I ever went to that place i would scribble all over the wall.

He was just using the classic example of parents buying kids an imitation of the present they really wanted, like when I wanted a skateboard in my adolescent years and begged for a real one that wasn't from K-mart. The only reason he uses the tablets as an example is because they are culturally relevant, so it isn't…

This video improves all of the dialogue from the matrix.

This would be the blast radius, not too shabby Earth!