JPM: "You know, a Xerox!"

Foto Co-Pierre!

Anyways, what do you know. It's a perfectly cromulent way to begin a sentence.

I believe the word they were looking for was "anywhoozle" common mistake, good catch Doug!

Any entity that uses the word "Anyways" to start a sentence is questionable at best.

I don't get it, if these are so bad for runners then why do all of the elite Kenyans and Ethiopians train exclusively barefoot and in barefoot shoes??? ANSWER THAT MR SMART GUY

it may do it for some

Thanks. I had to walk all the way over to the printer to get the paper.

Must have been a lack of air FLO over the wings

They should've just let him read it in Mandarin. Could it have been any worse?

A la Kimi (read with monotone voice and stare at the teleprompter) : Kinja, you are the greatest commenting tool ever. When I travel, I always trust Kinja. Kinja powered is the best.

Judging by the fact that the guy was rollin doors open, I am almost positive he is just a d-bag who can't drive.

Is there a train crossing, too?

Hopefully the ceremony never ceases? It may be interesting to watch, but this does not excuse the ideals of hatred and mistrust that live behind the outward manifestation of the silly walks and shouting.

Yeah, except that's not this case. In this case a jury of 12 found unanimously and beyond a reasonable doubt that he knew his vehicle would be used for a robbery before he loaned it out.

Planes shouldn't be allowed at rally events.

AAA only runs around $150 a year and they'll tow you 200 miles.