Didn't the USA just do this at the end of last year?

Can this be the appetizer?

Radical orgy? Where do I sign up?

'Like previous little guys Jimmer and Kemba'... (paraphrased)

Khalid El-Amin would like to remind you that 1) "little" is relative, and that 2) cake is delicious.

One of the top point guards in his recruiting class, normal height for a PG, major college program known for producing great PGs. What in the fuck are you talking about?

With a chin like that I was starting to wonder if he is David Coulthard's mysterious half-brother...

Swap...swapitty, swap-swap

About 10 minutes later, a Michigan State trooper arrived, along with a tow truck. The truck pulled her out of the snow — and the state trooper handed her a ticket for "Violating Basic Speed Law/Too Fast," which carries a $90 fine and two driving points. "I was shocked," Matthys said. "Getting a ticket was the last…

Jackson Blankenship approved.

The balls it takes to pull such a prank.

Hard to swallow, too.

A great big joke? She just couldn't take it.

Oh, Lord! That really sucks.

This is only an issue if the engine doesn't actually exist in those dimensions.

Honestly, it was probably the easiest way to get this dude, and the engine, in the same room.

The only way to make this up to us is a picture of the president, shirtless, lifting 2 engines over his head like:

nope this is jalopnik so the answer is, Miata.