Something must be wrong with me. I... I... I like the way this looks.

Great park job, though; one could not deny him such.

For what it's worth, it seems the Washington Post is the one who dubbed him the King of Lemon Laws. http://www.plaintiffslaw.com/pdf/WAPost.pdf

I suppose his usage may predate that, though.

It's my understanding, at least all the pundit/tv personalities/writers have said that, all merc powered cars have this but that only Merc knew what they were planning from the beginning, leading to the design and implementation advantages Merc has put on display. That being said, I haven't read anything about it in a…

Dude, that van wasn't having any of it. Toyota Sienna don't care.

Praise the Lord he wasn't doing sweet ass-donuts...

Man, Michael, how much fun did you have writing this little diddy?! Great read!

Also, every time I hear O Fortuna I'm incapable of keeping myself from descending into a childish and minutes-long giggle fit. Way to give my secretary yet another reason to shake her head and wonder how on earth a person like me is…

Let's not make idle threats, we both know it would be terribly uncouth for a southern gentleman to not invite one to a hootenanny just on account of y'all not being all friendly like any more...

Pssshh, perfect-haired beings aren't capable of crimes.

why would you put your driveway on a slope? At least the beeb had the decency to put a slope on a bridge. You're not only racist, you're cruel!

Red rocks!

Good ol' Alleghany County!

I very much agree that there isn't that "wow" factor from the sound of the race anymore and I would imagine that when you're at the races the sheer force of the sound no longer makes every part of your body tingle with pleasure and other less-than-natural-but-still-understandable feelings. That being said, the sound…

I think 90-100 is around ordinary cruising with maxes in the mid to upper 120s; however, if I remember right, the Triple-E is running ultra-long stroke and is going to slow steam so it will probably be lower than those numbers by 10-15 or so RPM.

New Jersey's court system has been beyond gung-ho to "blame someone else" and have included more and more persons in that "else" except for the plaintiff for decades now; really just makes me sick.

Well played

The only change they should be making is full-on white walls.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar of the car world. Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours. His name is Windjammer.

We won, Calvina! We won!