Without question, the best car-stume ever was the ΔΤΧ's Cake with a deathmobile baked inside of it.

*[T]he woman with whom your partner cheated on you, surely.

haha, I know but the post is better with it

"So, ladies and gentlemen, we have some kind of a mishap in the testing here. [I] apologize for that."

The company claimed that there was some sort of battery failure, if I remember correctly. This actually probably would have been just laughed off had it happened to any company other than one that overtly identifies…

"So, ladies and gentlemen, we have some kind of a mishap in the testing here. [I] apologize for that."

The company claimed that there was some sort of battery failure, if I remember correctly. This actually probably would have been just laughed off had it been for any company that overtly identify themselves with a…

You get off, first thing you realize...there's no AC. Walked through immigration, they didn't stamp my visa, fortunately our company point of contact was there to fix that, if that didn't happen it would of been a nightmare to get out of there. We have a few boxes full of binders for training engineers. Well, customs…

"Strong" is really just an iteration of "Like a Rock." Hell, it's even in the damn song: "I'd never felt that {strong/like a rock}." I would have to argue that Chevy's been doing it for a good 20 years longer. Furthermore, I honestly don't think I would have put that together since it was at Busch; even if I had…

Oh, man, that was good! I definitely needed that chuckled today, Orlove.

Dat whistle — gold.

...Those go to one hundred eleven.

NSFW, bro. NSFW notifications, please!

Damn — beat me to it!

That or be Walt Grace

Cruise has the respect/huge complements of David Coulthard on his ability to drive an f1 car.

I have a feeling it will be difficult to extinguish the amount of fire puns that will most likely end up in the comments.

That'll get ya going in the morning.

For anyone wanting to brush up on their Shelby history, Discovery had a great little mini series covering the Ferrari fight, the Shelby gt 350, and just general Shelby badassery. I posted the videos here not too long ago.

Mother of God, it's beautiful.

It's been rumored that musk's new battery packs will charge to 111% — "these go to one hundred eleven."

I'd also give to 3-1 odds that Musk has an actual armadillo in his pants that Tesla haters are just fearful of.

Dates coinciding with what is close to the strongest USD in history probably wasn't the best way for him to make his point, no. haha