I can relate. I mean, my wife has long criticized my dressage.

Feinberg’s here, so that’s where I started...

AMAZING catch!

Is this where our dose of political hell will settle down? Or will it be spread across the media environment formerly known as “Gawker Media”? Just want to know so I know where I have to go to get ungreyed. Assuming that Kinja remains in this brave new world.

They aren’t fooling me. These fuckers subsist on Soylent. All day erry day.

Ashley I’m VERY happy to have you here at Deadspin!

I’m good with the idea of just hiding Gawker in the other blogs.

I would eat fried chicken on a plane with Mike Pence’s mom if you upgraded me to first class, by which of course I mean to Popeye’s.

Feinberg! Awesome!

Yeah, but Mike Pence always looks like that. He’s got a face like a puckered anus (not a nice, relaxed one).

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

I hope his extra crispy gave him hateburn.

Goddamnit Ashley, I have been refreshing this ‘site’ almost constantly looking for you.

This is the blogging I need, the blogging I deserve.

Colonel Panders

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

I don’t know what happened! I did what I do every morning: head over to the local Bob Evans and have a server force feed me a vat of sausage gravy through a tube while the hostess loosens my anus with a series of vicious kicks from her tiny, slip-resistant-shoe-covered feet.

Replace “Olympics” with “my first job” and “racewalk” with “reading the Arby’s employee Handbook” and the exact same thing happened to me.

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