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"Implied nude" is a term for images where the subject's nudity is implied, but their genitals are hidden from the camera.

When I go on my world tour, I'm going to wear pants with glitter-highlighted vulva embroidered at the crotch.

Mercutio? Not enough Mercutio. Fail.

That's the entire aim of terrorism, to create mass terror in society. You don't scare the general populace only hurting the people you think deserve it, you create far more fear by making everyday people fear for themselves and their loved ones.

This is why evolutionary biology doesn't add up - it refers to a vague period in human history - usually 'the caveman times' - where a certain set of circumstances apparently existed, and then states that these circumstances impacted on our development to such a point that we can currently extrapolate the reason there

it's not an entirely ridiculous notion to suggest that men and women may have evolved to (in general) respond differently to semi-life-threatening situations.

I figure dads who are worried about their sons buying princess dolls, really wanted their own princess dolls as a kid and currently spend their free time posting Craigslist ads for "Straight Men Looking For Other Straight Men For Mutual Oral Sex - No Gay Guys Please!"

Why I am not mature enough to see this movie...

Well, first of all, there's a big disagreement within "feminism" about whether all choices are equal, so it's not weird or wrong for Jez to cover this and question this woman's choices. Freedom to choose does not necessarily mean that that choice is free from criticism.

There's a lot of comments on this article from people who say that they look much younger than their years. Well, you guys all have nothing on me. I'm in my 70s and people still think I'm a teenager. I think it's because I always wear sunscreen and stay hydrated. Or it could be because I age backwards.

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Yeah, I think he wants more feedback but doesn't want to wreck the mood! Thing is, he's way more "romantic" than me. He's this big tattooed construction dude who looks intimidating but he's actually a deep lover of art and rom-coms! And I like horror/thrillers/action and good comedy (he likes Dane cook, it takes all

It's not just confined to the twenties. At 32, Ray J is theoretically grown, yet here he is taunting Kanye with that "I Hit It First" crap. Are all their women supposed to be virgins? What is this with the sex granting them lasting ownership rights?

There you go... spinning yourself into an early grave.

One thousand times this. I frankly don't care if I'm stared at because I've perfected this evil stare that seems to fob most people (almost always men) off... but when you make comments? No. Absolutely not. Stop that. I'm always careful when I glance at a woman I find attractive or if I compliment a lady, because I

There's nothing wrong with looking at someone you find attractive. Look, but don't stare. It's rude to stare. A couple of seconds at most.

I see what you're saying but disagree to a point. I think the issue may be that women perhaps resent it when men think that there is like an algorithm or a code sequence to get into their pants. When in all actuality if there was a combination of “A” and “B” button pressing that guaranteed sex all guys would do it and

Ah, "What are you doing?" expressed in a neutral tone. The classic question that lets you know that the shit you read about in Maxim is Not Working. Also, she might really be genuinely puzzled about exactly WTF you're up to down there.

Here's the thing. I don't *like* feeling like I have to wear a bra, but... gravity. And summer is coming. There is some gross sweating/chafing happening in the underboob area unless I've got the ladies trapped in their lacy cage.

You've looked at every woman from every other race on this planet?

My husband (who's a Brit) calls it the "walk of shame" regardless of whether it's a man or a woman. The classic men's version is done wearing damaged formalwear. Actually, the ad would have been even funnier if one of the women had walked past a dishevelled guy in a suit.