If anyone now starts telling stories of poisonous snakes wrapping themselves around watermelons and laying eggs in them I will SCREAM!!!!!

I'm not sure I would ever compare my yearly flight from NZ to Germany and back to a night out at the theatre. For one thing, the flight lasts over 30h, for another, seats at the theatre are actually often quite comfortable. So...no high heels and fancy make-up for me at long-haul flights, even if they cost over 1000$,…

Nooooooooooooooo! Don't take away my grapes from me, I've just come to terms with never, ever buying bananas again, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Just a week ago there was a story about one of those banana spiders having been found in a German supermarket and now THIS! I love bananas, but I hate creepy, poisonous spiders more, so... It's lovely, harmless, spider-free apples for me from now on.

Fuck you. That is all, short and sweet - just fuck you, asshole.

There were items with my name on them in this bag...It was so UNPERSONAL.

I'm not American either and I know this show. It was even shown on German TV.

I am torn between wanting to see this very badly and being terrified that I will ugly cry throughout simply because it will make me painfully homesick after New Zealand! Friends in NZ have seen it and say it is hysterically funny, so I will probably cave and watch it. Curse you immigration NZ for throwing me out of my…

Especially when paired with "man who gropes."

No one is saying white women aren't complicit in institutional racism, least here on Jezebel. But the original poster makes it out as if it is specifically white women who support the racist cop, without giving any actual proof for this except the fact that the pictures here show women (which is pretty normal given…

I can just TELL that this woman is going to eat a (low-fat, organic) yoghurt after she has made that bed...

#notallcomicshopowners

Of course there is - the age of consent in the UK is 16.

Ugh, I hate all the smartphone filming going on during events! Last time I went to a concert I could hardly focus on the band what with all the raised smartphones being waved around awkwardly everywhere. Just watch things WHILE THEY HAPPEN, people, for God's sake!!!!!!

Was thinking the exact same thing! Most sensual and wonderfully adorable wedding kiss EVER!

But that doesn't make them less attractive, to me OR you, apparently!

Oh, someone illegally stole pictures of Elba's junk and posted them without his consent then? No? Then this is not the same thing.

Yes, because gay men don't exist, apparently.

Oh fuck right off with your "the menz have it bad toooooooooo!" bullshit, asshole.

There is a difference between a gossip story and private pictures of your nude body being leaked without your consent. You're pretty pathetically disgusting if you can't even grasp that basic difference.