germankiwigirl
germankiwigirl
germankiwigirl

One shitty company with shitty bosses = the entire German population. Makes total sense and isn't at all ironic given that you complain about them being racist. I guess by your reasoning all of New Zealand is filled with idiots because I had this one really idiotic class I taught in NZ so obviously they are all

"They were just foreigners." Pretty sure this guy's trolling, shrugs.

But how do they even get to survive till season 3 if they are consistently shitty in both attitude and talent? Meh, I guess I'm just super naive about the business.

Even weirder, why does this person always get so many stars?!

Sure, if you want the human race to die out. #obvioustrollisobvious

He was unbearable in Burlesque. Though, to be fair, so was pretty much everyone else except Cher and Stanley Tucci.

I'm always surprised when I hear about actors not taking their job seriously and apparently getting away with it, especially when it comes to these banal teenage drama shows. I mean, for shows like the O.C., wouldn't there be literally hundreds of young, hot, eager out-of-work actors just begging to replace you the

Yep, he is the eyeliner guy/love interest in Burlesque.

I mean, what's not to like? Cheesecake - GOOOOOD! Pretzels - GOOOOOD! Potato chips - GOOOOOOD!

Better than a bunch of creepy dudes screaming, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SEXY SKOOLGURRLZ? MISANDRYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

So many butthurt Americans in these comments. I thought you were so proud of your team? Then why so defensive?

Müller is incredible! I don't think he will break Klose's record (which I predict will get higher as the tournament progresses), but he will be THE star player of this World Cup, no doubt.

They were amazing against Portugal, but really fucked up against Ghana - they were lucky they scored even. But that's pretty standard for Germany. It always takes them a while to feel comfortable in the tournament for some reason (lethargy/divas in the team, mostly).

The German sports commentators were laughing at that one too - I think only Americans call it that.

It's just Americans not understanding the game, I think. I mean, to call Müller's excellent goal "lucky" is just pure ignorance on how the game works!

Not if you're from Europe.

You must be a darling to have around at parties, sweetie pie.

You obviously don't understand football very well if you didn't see how clearly Germany dominated and controlled the game. They were a bit toothless when it comes to scoring, but the US hardly ever had the ball.

I'm 35, so far child-less, and currently single, so reading this gives me hope that being an old mommy isn't the worst thing to do to your (potential) children, yay.

Well, Instagram uses filters, so... But yeah, she seems to have that flawless skin glow quite naturally!