So many butthurt Americans in these comments. I thought you were so proud of your team? Then why so defensive?

Müller is incredible! I don't think he will break Klose's record (which I predict will get higher as the tournament progresses), but he will be THE star player of this World Cup, no doubt.

They were amazing against Portugal, but really fucked up against Ghana - they were lucky they scored even. But that's pretty standard for Germany. It always takes them a while to feel comfortable in the tournament for some reason (lethargy/divas in the team, mostly).

The German sports commentators were laughing at that one too - I think only Americans call it that.

It's just Americans not understanding the game, I think. I mean, to call Müller's excellent goal "lucky" is just pure ignorance on how the game works!

Not if you're from Europe.

You must be a darling to have around at parties, sweetie pie.

You obviously don't understand football very well if you didn't see how clearly Germany dominated and controlled the game. They were a bit toothless when it comes to scoring, but the US hardly ever had the ball.

I'm 35, so far child-less, and currently single, so reading this gives me hope that being an old mommy isn't the worst thing to do to your (potential) children, yay.

Well, Instagram uses filters, so... But yeah, she seems to have that flawless skin glow quite naturally!

Brits do say it, but really only those that fought in WW2, I believe. No one has ever said it to me really. The usual thing I get when someone tries to insult my heritage is them doing the Hitler salute. I'd prefer them calling me Kraut, that's for sure!

Actually a valid excuse - I moved to a new city a few months ago and am still friendless, so I totally get that.

"Lehman is completely Dagenham." I have no idea what this means but it sounds like something very kinky...

I already expressed my outraged over leaving him out of the last Tighlights! I mean, really! Look at all the cute! Just too bad that goalies rarely take their shirt off... Sigh.

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I totally get the Lehmann love! I have such a weird, persistent attraction to pretty much any goal keeper (what's the plural to that? Goal keepers? Goalies?)! Put a tall man in a goal and I swoon. Heck, I even find Oliver Kahn attractive, good Lord! Have you seen the Chilean goal keeper? SUCH a hottie! (too lazy to…

Speaking as another woman, I can only laugh at anyone who pretends that ogling up a couple of sweaty soccer players is even remotely the same as centuries of sexual exploitation, objectification, and suppression of women.

Why are you friends with such an asshole?!

Normal? Bey rented an entire zoo for that party!

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