Her skin is so flawless! Jelly! That dress, though, is giving me horrible 90s flashbacks, and I am suddenly hearing the theme tune to "Melrose Place" in my head, shudder.

I'm a forever alone virgin in my mid-30s and thus it looks more and more unlikely that I'll ever have children. I have Facebook "friends" who already have 3 children and are years younger than me, and I feel like throwing my macbook out the window whenever pictures of their children or their happy relationships spam…

Michael Vartan FOREVAH! Sigh, I miss Alias, especially the gloriousness of seasons 1-3.

Well, Anthony Hopkins is on a wholly different level of awesome when it comes to acting. Especially compared to B. Cooper. Although, to be honest - if ANYONE could be smart enough to be a celebrity by day and a serial killer by night without people getting suspicious it's probably Anthony Hopkins...

I don't find him very attractive. He looks like a douche to me, and I prefer men with charisma, which I personally think he lacks.

For me it was "He's Just not that Into You" - totally unfair of me, but it just seemed to me like he isn't a good enough actor to be THAT convincing as the asshole cheater.

I kind of want to believe that Bradley Cooper is a psychopath, if only because I have always felt him to be oddly cold and inauthentic in interviews. In reality, though, he's probably a super nice person and I am just trying to validate my totally random dislike of him. Still...he's got such emotionally dead eyes when…

Interesting to read your comment, thank you for that. Well, I am not implying that Europeans just run around naked and constantly share bathroom time together. I was just a bit surprised at the idea that someone would NEVER see their close relatives naked, is all. As a teenager I definitely shooed everyone out of the…

Canada is awesome! Interesting to hear this though, I know that New Zealand is also quite a bit prudish when it comes to nudity. Maybe it's actually a British thing that was brought with them to the colonies?! I remember being so confused that Kiwis wear their swimsuits in the sauna, even in all-female saunas no one…

Or maybe you are just being overly sensitive? Nah, can't be that! And being cool with nudity isn't a German thing - it's pretty widespread in a lot of Western European countries: the Netherlands, Scandinavian countries, France, etc. etc.

If I ever give birth to a child there is absolutely NO WAY I will let anyone film that shit! I do NOT want any close-ups of my vagina spitting out a newborn covered in gunk. And I most definitely wouldn't torture anyone by forcing them to watch it, especially said newborn who came out of my vagina.

Wait, you've never seen any of your close relatives naked? Your siblings? Parents? Never???? Man, America is just so WEIRD sometimes...

The Polish song was so awful! I mean, they could't convey the supposed satire AT ALL, which just made it cringeworthy to the max. I really liked the ice skater girl performance, it was a smart use of that stage.

Not in Germany. They are definitely fetishised in Germany, us being neighbouring countries and all. They are seen as "easy" and "slutty." Definitely beyond creepy and shitty, and that's why the whole act really made me angry - not angry at those girls, but at the music execs who couldn't come up with anything other…

Just checked the German wikipedia entry and apparently it existed before the Nazis, but they definitely put their own propaganda spin on it. Says here it was established by florists in 1923.

Slavic girls in general are heavily festishised, especially in Western Europe.

I prefer to laugh at Poland. Or maybe cry? I still haven't made up my mind after seeing that godawful "sexy butter churning" performance.

How? How???? I'm so in awe of you right now, wow! Is there a secret to finally getting your shit together? Because I feel I've been trying and failing for the last 15 years, and starting and failing over and over again in a never-ending cycle of DOOM is getting very, very tiring.

If it helps, I'm in my mid 30s as well and have the same problem (even worse - I've basically never been intimate with a guy, sigh sob)! My bff recommended tinder, and I honestly cannot make it work for me. The guys who seem interested never reply to my messages, and I never get any messages from anyone. Kinda…

The songs used to always be in the countries' native languages, but it led to English-speaking countries pretty much always winning, that's why they changed it. Kind of sad, I fondly remember the 80s Eurovision songs and being all excited to hear so many different languages.