Yes, that's why this article was written. Out of a feeling of not caring about this, obvs.

Mineral make-up of any kind makes me break out like crazy. Bare Escentuals in particular contains SOMETHING that did the most awful things to my skin, especially around the eyes, where it peeled off and got inflamed and itchy. I don't care how many times they praise it as oh so natural and good for you, this stuff…

Now I have a terrible image in my mind of Chancellor Merkel posing sexily in underpants...

Oh yes, because it's not as if Madonna and especially Miley EVER get attacked or criticised here! ONLY Beyonce gets criticised, we basically worship and applaud Miley... Oh, wait...

Pssssssssht, never question the great Queen Bey here on Jezebel. The Beyhive will gang up on you faster than you can say "be real, people!"

"Replace your passing sadness with passing gas!"

Ha, my dad is the same - late 60s and getting crankier and angrier each year. He throws tantrums that make my 4 year old niece look mature in comparison.

I wasn't that into it either, just kind of meh. The storyline seemed a bit all over the place, and I need to once again express my deep dislike of the annoying snowman sidekick. Also the stone trolls. I'm an old, so I prefer old school 2D Disney movies: Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Mulan, Lion King... Those…

You were in high school, I was nearly finished with my college degree... #Imanoldz

Pregnant or not, no one can resist those amazing New Zealand reds (I hope it's a Shiraz, yum)!!!!!! #homesick

To be fair, plenty of Americans think the same thing about Europe.

That's not being logical, it's over interpreting and misrepresenting someone's words to fit your type of "logic".

I really don't understand what people like him (her?) get out of doing such shitty and pointless things. I just don't!

I don't know if you like young adult stuff - I'm currently reading this very cool retelling of fairy tales that features a Cinderella that is an android, a Rapunzel that is a computer hacker trapped on a satellite orbiting Earth, and some other really cool and original ideas that I don't want to spoil for you here.…

My mum married the love of her life at age 66 (not my dad), if that helps. She says he was totally worth going through times of loneliness and shitty relationships for him. It always helps perpetually single 35-year-old me to remember her story.

Go on the pill if possible for you? That's what cleared up my skin late 20's, I really had the best skin on the pill. Before that I also had some milder, but noticeable success with switching to very gentle skincare, away from all the chemical acne stuff, even Dermalogica or Clinique et al made my skin worse. I had…

Oh God...I know exactly which troll you mean with the bestiality porn reference! I am still SCARRED from seeing that gif, SCARRED I tell ya!

Um, are you 12 or something? You sound exceptionally immature.

So...is it really legal to simply take random pictures of a person without their consent in the US? What about videos? I seem to recall that German law does't allow taking pictures or filming individuals without their consent unless they are "people who are of public interest" (celebrities, politicians, etc.). This…

I actually get the same reaction when I visit my nieces or nephew, it's super awesome to be that popular, whoop! I also used to babysit this super cute 2 year old boy, and he always did this highly choreographed "daddy dance" when his father came home. It was the CUTEST thing!