There are people on 4chan bitching about ____ being _____ propaganda.

Dolphins have been known to kill porpoises and then have sex with them, so they don’t really have a leg to stand on (metaphorically in addition to literally) in this argument.

Captain Kirk was banging non-humans 50 years ago and no one got upset until he kissed a black woman.

I assume they’re doing it in between posting tentacle porn.

The twist:

Your fish have been watching you masturbate and / or have sex this entire time.

I like the idea that a dolphin might read this book. I expect that said dolphin’s thoughts would be “what the hell kind of sick fuck has sex with a human?!”

Amusing quote from the article: “I want to be clear about one thing: I didn’t write Wet Goddess for zoophiles. I wrote it for dolphins.” Maybe nobody has informed him that dolphins can’t read.

I’m much the same with my hobbies. Abducting cheerleaders and murderin’ hobos are two very different ways to pass the time.

You say that... but we all know what happened to your first goldfish mate.

The dolphin was female so at least he ain’t no queer.

so long and thanks for all the dicks

God, this comment made me wince because it’s so excruciatingly accurate.

Rapists already get away with it though.

Lol I would totally watch a Purge-adjacent movie about the airline industry during Purge season

I wouldn’t do shit except get the fuck out of the country while the Purge is going on (assuming other countries didn’t do it too). I’m sure airlines would gouge the ever loving crap out of non-domestic flights, but fuck it, I’ll pay.

It’s pretty common escalator/moving walkway courtesy to “stand right, walk left.” There are even signs in a lot of public transit hubs. But people ignore them and stand left. Those people are assholes!

Don’t mean to be a buzzkill, but I (as well as all the soft boys and ladies, I assume) would probably just stay home to avoid getting raped.

What? As opposed to putting on costumes and lurking outside the protagonists’ house all night, looking photogenic and menacing and photogenic?

Wouldn’t you have more stability standing on the side and holding the rail than you would in the middle of it? Stand on the right, walk on the left. It’s easy! We’re a sort of civilized society, we can handle this!

The Purge has about as much sense as most teen dystopias nowadays.