Kinja just shanked you! Oh man, the irony!

there's only one type of person who pisses me off in Hearthstone. People who play Hunters.

But we totally aren't just misogynist assholes!!!

Grrr..

Barack Obama took campaign money even though he might be a Muslim socialist from soviet Kenya! Wake up sheeple!

I used to put my 4 year old (at the time) daughter on the mic when I played online games, taught her to laugh and make fun of people when I killed them. People would get really mad when they were dominated by what they thought was a little girl. Great fun.

Before even reading the article, this heading is everything. Erin, you're my inner goddess. *Bites lip*

Has anyone done QWOP quickly?

this is amazing, and I love that DOOM is being ported to like anything that even has a display.

And this is why you're by far my favorite contributor to kotaku.

Do these guys have better things to do than debunk video game physics?

Can they not be both?

I also dislike the color Red. Like a bull. But bulls are colorblind. I am a Taurus though so the statement still is in play. Also not a troll. Now tell me the percentage of Mario is in this deal? Anything less that the number 3 is good. I want the less than three to be Mario needs to be rescued. But you can choose to…

Can someone quickly confirm if this game has Mario in it. And if you could make a totally inaccurate ratio between toad to Mario appearances that would be excellent.

Box added by popular demand.

Exactly what I was thinking. Final Fantasy 6 was dark...at times. The character designs were superb, and any that weren't were masked by the 2d sprites. These characters look like J-Pop kids. Sorry. This looks about as dark as an afternoon episode of That's So Raven.

He's already down, stop kicking him.

must be weird identifying with two fundamentally incompatible groups

Speaking of gamergate and webcomics, guess who made a new comic?!