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They flourish in the Canadian climate, but one step over the border and those polar bears melt like butter.

That was... shockingly unfunny. Was this really produced by Fox? Because that was incredibly disappointing; The end result of someone who really didn't know what they were doing with the source material.

Right, but this is Kotaku, not The Daily GyroGoGoZeppeli.

You sound fun.

What if you're part Luigi?

Obligatory.



This is Sonic Rush, DS game from the early 2000s.

That is Sonic Dash.

Looks totally awesome, the diametric opposite of Kinja Commenting Torture Room Beta.

Just made the most of it. Whew...sleepy.

That's not the hard part. Looking yourself in the mirror the next day, THAT'S when it gets rough.

Hey guys flappy bird is dead get over it, and now

Alternate headlines we considered and rejected (Can you do better? If so, we might go with yours!) Warning, some of these are terrrrible....

Remember when "Final Fantasy" meant "this is going to be a great experience"?


Abandon thread!

I own a Wii U and it's been pretty fun so far. Too bad nobody wants to give it a fair chance.