If your area code is 404, does that mean it can't be found?

Man, the input lag must have been unbearable if Brian was playing that way.

Same here. PAX es no my reach, señorita, muchas gracias.

Pixeljunk Monsters Ultimate HD

Am I the only one who enjoyed the Clash in the Clouds DLC the most? I thought combat was Infinite's strongest suit, so a tight, focused map pack that presented a mode similar to GoW's Horde mode without the convoluted narrative was all right by me.

Is it worth watching the full thing?

"This video is private"

I knew it! The French Revolution is the perfect setup for an Assassin's Creed game they should have set the first one there!

do you get paid more now taht you're working on weekends, Fahey?

Also Bob from Burgers

What happens if I see the site's logo with 3D glasses?

You just actually made me want an Xbone right now, for the first time ever.. Good job, Totilo.

It ain't comin' to PS2 it ain't.

I thought this was originally a PSP/XBLA game?

Xbox Live Gold is the one thing that's really keeping me from purchasing this game. Since my PC can't run it and I haven't paid for online multiplayer in 6 years, then for me the price of admission is really 120 dollars.

I previewed the new Kinja experience, and I can't believe I'm about to say this, but they managed to fuck up the comments EVEN MORE. I wanted to post about this, and after spending five minutes looking everywhere for the "Discuss" button, I came back to the regular mode to tell you this.

When's the review for this game coming? I haven't played a Donkey Kong Country game in fifteen years and my Wii U is starving for a good game. Is this the moment to return to the Donkey Kong Country?

So did you ever play Rocksmith 2014, Kirk? I recently bought it and borrowed a guitar from a friend and it's a friggin' blast. Just the mini-games alone make it worth your time.

Goddamnit. Don't you realize I have work to do, Patricia?

I have a love/hate relationship with Owen Good. On the one hand, I greatly dislike sports games, but on the other his articles are always fun to read. Not to mention that what got me into Kotaku in the first place was a video of him testing out that Dribbling/Rhythm game for Kinect that came with a real basketball.