I’m nothing special, but it’s dumbasses like this that make boring people like me a real catch. 

Determined to own a ~13 year old luxury vehicle? Get a Lexus, Infiniti, Acura or a Genesis. Or learn the hard way what many already know: you will never love and hate a car more than a used, German luxury experience.

So the takeaway is Tesla’s autopilot is about as good as a bunch of the worst drivers out there. Really scraping the barrel for excuses.  

All of those hot dogs look like the same crap I could make from my pantry or get at the neighbor’s BBQ. What exactly is it that makes these “NASCAR” hot dogs? Looks like the same, boring hot dogs I could doordash from Sonic (etc) or spend 5-10 minutes making at home. I get that people may not want nor have time to…

Oh snap! I eat food EVERY day! I blame my parents, tempting me with all the gateway foods. What’s even worse is my addiction to water. It’s so bad that I even shower in it. I can’t go more than 3 days without water or I’ll literally die! 

I’m not black, so I really have no idea, but this shit makes me livid. If that happened to me, I’m not sure if I could resist the urge to burn that store to the ground. The store is still standing so these 2 gentlemen are better men than I.

Constructive criticism is not the entitled gamers I refer to. But considering you actually think you’re an “investor” at $9, I presume you are the exact kind of gamer and human being I’m referring to.  Well done on making my point.  Do continue.

These games are not for me and that’s OK. They seem to be trying to make it more for me but that seems counter to what set it apart. Hopefully they find the right formula to keep the fans happy.

It seems like it would be great for a few use case scenarios, but pretty terrible for anything else. I feel the same way about most people who buy huge camping trailers that get used maybe (MAYBE) twice a year. Maybe they’re all rich and can afford to blow 80K+ on shit like that, but somehow, I really doubt it’s worth…

ESPN seems to be the shittiest entity in all of this, and getting a bit of a free pass.  

I can only assume that the same people willing to exploit this policy to get back 9 dollars are the same entitled assholes who flood every early access game’s forum with their entitled gamer bullshit. Somehow spending $5 or 10$ means that they are owed explanations about every little detail or timeline. Fuck these…

That’s the point. Many people have to decide whether calling cops is going “to help” or just make things worse.  

I don’t like how it feels like my spine is attached to the frame. The ability to crawl over rocks is fantastic, but pretty meaningless to (I suspect) 99.9% of all drivers. “It looks cool” is also subjective. I’m surprised it’s not higher on this list. But this list also includes a car that isn’t even out yet, so…

I had a car that needed tires for 155mph+. After I paid the money to have them rated that high, I wondered why I’d even bothered. I will never drive that fast, ever. Not even close. Why is anyone driving that fast? Freedom? Anyone who drives that fast on public roads in the USA is a selfish asshole, including the hair …

I had some asshole do this to me, a week ago, while I WAS SIGNALLING LEFT. No way he couldn’t see them. It was dusk, in a newish car with bright-as-1,000-suns turn signals). He (it’s always a he) just flew right around me on the left. Luckily, I noticed and I barely had the time to avoid a collision. I have never…

Name checks out.  

We’re inconveniencing this poster. Hurry! Write letters to congress demanding it be stopped! Saving numerous lives is not worth the few seconds a day this person will needlessly suffer. Freedom from seatbelt interlock tyranny!!!!

We’re inconveniencing this poster. Hurry! Write letters to congress demanding it be stopped! Saving numerous lives is not worth the few seconds a day this person will needlessly suffer. Freedom from seatbelt interlock tyranny!!!!

I always hated them, not because they were terrible cars in their day, but because I thought they were incredibly ugly. Ugly in the front, ugly in the back. Ugly when new, ugly 20 years later, still ugly now. I still see Vegas and Pintos on rare occasions (yuck), but I haven’t seen a Maverick in decades. I assume…

What’s wrong with flat dress shoes? These seem more like a medieval punishment device.