So the point of your post is to....

That still at the top of this makes it look like an SNL sketch.

If she’d just have drugged the photographer and stolen his money the shoot could have gone off without a hitch.  Live and learn I guess. 

This is Jezebel. No one can do anything right, ever.

Some people pay extra for that...

“Where could I go to read more about Ni no Kuni?

There’s a bot on Reddit that uses SMMRY to do this as well.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

So just drugging them? Call off the hounds, folks! Some dipshit on Jez just injected a buttload of nuance into the conversation!

There’s actually a new Oprah biopic miniseries under development at Netflix. Kathy Bates is slated to star as Oprah.

>the closet thing America has to a superhero,

*owes

He has nothing to own up to.  

He could try saying sorry and publicly admit he fucked up without qualification... I don’t think he’s tried that yet.

It’s a comedy special, not a memoir, and a pretty funny one at that. He the public no further explanation or reflection in that forum. 

You must have missed Coco mania.  Serena can’t leave soon enough.  She’s the greatest player ever but I am not a fan.  Ever since she threatened the lines person for the foot fault at the US Open.  You don’t threaten someone.  That’s way too far over the line.

If the scoring system makes no sense to you, you may be brain injured.