Every Prius I have ever seen either has a completely clean rear, or one that is so covered in the stereotypial Obama 2008/Obama 2012/Hillary 2016/Coexist/Cat lady stickers you wonder how they see out the back. There is no in-between.

My wife and I had been married about two years when I taught her. We celebrated 30 years of marriage last year.

I only did top speed tests of two of my vehicles:

Just bought a 2016 Miata too. Except I’m going to daily mine. Year round. In Wisconsin.

I learned how to drive a manual 30 years ago when I was 17. My girlfriend taught me.

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Yes. Mainly how am I supposed to pronounce that name?

Really? How am I supposed to play the game now that it’s ruined? SON OF A FMDNSIANFANSFI

Aim higher, my friend, I shall assure you there are levels of automotive bliss beyond this one.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Good weed means you’ll forget you even had a car, let alone find it.

FYI

Apparently this is a law... there need to be some lights on a fixed area of the rear and not the tailgate. I forgot what Youtube channel I saw it on...

Ahem, Buick calls the “Ventiports.”

Incredible job but you forgot one detail.

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

WTF did they use to record this, another Chiron?

So the drivers should Bolt out of their driveway and Cruze downhill if they ever experience this issue. If they are lucky they might have a Sonic cue telling them the battery just had a Spark back to life and they’ll be on Trax to Traverse the rest of the Suburban roads to their destination.

Interesting theory: