8.) A Classic American Sedan
Agreed however, there is only two cars I can think of that they could have drawn inspiration from and the Honda Odyssey is not one of them.
The face of Jaws and the Ass of a Durango
Small overlap crash tests do not bother me but that's because my 1997 Audi A4 has a Euro crash safety rating of 2 stars... So these new micro cars not doing all that well isn't much news to me.