If this authentic New Yorker had any sense of irony, he would’ve selected a rotten apple instead.

Jim sounds like the type of guy who gets FUCKING PISSED when he has to press a 1 for English at an ATM.

There’s enough hypocrisy to go around, but you’re right. The Religious Right’s marriage to the Trump presidency takes the cake. After the last year and a half, anytime a “Conservative Christian” now tries to open their mouth about faith and politics, they should just be shut the fuck down. Whatever credibility was…

Tremendous facials by McConnell.

A quick “1 minute phone call” to Forde would’ve saved a lot of embarrassment here.

Passing this will kill people and that’s not hyperbole. Obviously, these Republicans don’t give a shit. Maybe if they actually thought a yes vote would cost them their jobs, things would be different. But if voters don’t show up and hold these pricks accountable on election day like in previous years, then they feel…

I know it sounds bad, but Fritos and Philly cream cheese (any kind as long as it’s not fat free).  

Good observation. But the truth is, all Juliane had to work with were all the albums currently in her own iTunes catalog. Which explains why Mumford and Sons entire discography is missing. She bought those on vinyl when she lived in Nashville.

Maybe mandatory military service at 18 isn’t such a bad idea. Let’s march this douchestick into Raqqa or Mosul instead of someone legitimately trying to get money for college.

At this point, how do they know it’s Fox and not Russian hackers from one of their troll farms? It’s not like those things just disbanded after the election. Or maybe they are working in conjunction. Um, I think the word is.... colluding.

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And the number of medical bill caused bankruptcies in America will increase by hundreds of thousands if the ACA is replaced by the Republican TrumpCare bill.

You’re right, but polls show that overall, those who don’t believe in science, be it Climate Change, Evolution, etc..., are still in the minority in this country, though that gap is closing. So if the majority of folks did vote, this type of shit wouldn’t necessarily be happening, at least not at the rate it is. The…

“Huckabilly” was well done. +1

...because guys like this are the Republican Party.

Going to have to flip a coin to pick a dog in this fight.

Oh yay! Maybe the NBA will have three weeks of watchable product next year instead of two. May can’t get here soon enough!

What a fucking nightmare.

His BAC at 5:33am that morning was measured at .055. And his agent said he stopped drinking the “tea” at 3:00am. So, to piggy back off an earlier post by LPShea from the previous Deadspin article, that’s basically between 45 and 50 twelve ounce bottles of that stuff (at .5% abv) over a 3 hr period for a 220lb man. And…