Uh, the unmarked van belonged to the plain clothes police officer who stopped next to the drummer (Jones) who was killed while waiting for a tow truck by his broken down car. Jones’ gun was not only registered but he had a concealed carry permit. Not sure what Jones’ car should’ve been marked with - maybe “Hey, I’m a…

Or dead fetuses.

In his defense, when impersonating Trump, it’s impossible to be more unintentionally ridiculous than the original.

Not usually a fan of his stuff, but the Berman part was great.

So I guess everyone was right, this is all my ASU education gets me.

Who knew Schefter was such a fan of Rick Reilly?

In his defense, Shirley Temples are tremendous.

But Owusu’s catch—made in the end zone against the defender’s back—makes this something of the likes we’ve never seen before, and likely never will again.

All Cole Hamels meant to say was that Cole Hamels is an idiot, it just came out wrong. In his defense though, he still got his point across.

Who wouldn’t cut away from a coach acting like a win over an injury plauged and overrated Irish team was a National Championship victory? Swinney has a history of reacting like this to games their team should win, probably because every real big game Clemson is in with him as their head coach, ends with them crapping…

In the interest of fairness, cause what fun is that, to call the Diamondbacks’ announcers “incensed” in their description of the above scene is almost as ridiculous as the selfie faces made by the girls of ASU.

Is Tomlin calling those 4th down plays or is Pittsburgh OC Todd Haley? I have much less of a problem with the Steelers decisions to go for it on those 4th downs as I do the plays they ran, and I’d assume Haley is responsible for those play calls. And as mentioned before, I think a lot less people would be talking…

Anyone who had the distinct privilege of covering Matt Williams during his playing days saw this disaster coming a mile away.

A shitload of plastic surgery.

“Greatest sports thing” ever? I don’t know. Barkley elbowing that Angolan was pretty great.

Where did they come from? Well, Alabama did lose at home last weekend. And Alabama fans have proven they don’t have the best self-control after stuff like that happens.

I thought the Bears played American football.

The Jets Defense is Ferocious. The Colts are not a good team.

Banning Niners fans from the 2nd half of Niners games would be much more helpful.

The point is, it doesn’t even sound like an impersonation. I’ve listened to Rome on and off for 25 years and this sounds absolutely nothing like him. As in, if you hadn’t mentioned his name before I heard this, Rome never would’ve crossed my mind. If they really wanted to sound like the guy they should’ve gotten Phil…