All Cole Hamels meant to say was that Cole Hamels is an idiot, it just came out wrong. In his defense though, he still got his point across.

Who wouldn’t cut away from a coach acting like a win over an injury plauged and overrated Irish team was a National Championship victory? Swinney has a history of reacting like this to games their team should win, probably because every real big game Clemson is in with him as their head coach, ends with them crapping…

In the interest of fairness, cause what fun is that, to call the Diamondbacks’ announcers “incensed” in their description of the above scene is almost as ridiculous as the selfie faces made by the girls of ASU.

Is Tomlin calling those 4th down plays or is Pittsburgh OC Todd Haley? I have much less of a problem with the Steelers decisions to go for it on those 4th downs as I do the plays they ran, and I’d assume Haley is responsible for those play calls. And as mentioned before, I think a lot less people would be talking…

Anyone who had the distinct privilege of covering Matt Williams during his playing days saw this disaster coming a mile away.

A shitload of plastic surgery.

“Greatest sports thing” ever? I don’t know. Barkley elbowing that Angolan was pretty great.

Where did they come from? Well, Alabama did lose at home last weekend. And Alabama fans have proven they don’t have the best self-control after stuff like that happens.

I thought the Bears played American football.

The Jets Defense is Ferocious. The Colts are not a good team.

Banning Niners fans from the 2nd half of Niners games would be much more helpful.

The point is, it doesn’t even sound like an impersonation. I’ve listened to Rome on and off for 25 years and this sounds absolutely nothing like him. As in, if you hadn’t mentioned his name before I heard this, Rome never would’ve crossed my mind. If they really wanted to sound like the guy they should’ve gotten Phil…

Not sure why people who have such a problem with points of view that don’t line up with their own, read websites with those views and then bitch about them. What a fucking colossal waste of time.

Katy Perry at Burning Man/? On a Segway? Pretty sure this has officially replaced the phrase “jumping the shark.”

I’d fire him just for that shitty mustache/goatee color combo. Seriously man, this is football. So either be a MAN and get a perm like Ditka or move the fuck on.

Nice to see those commenters there on the Statesman website already blaming this on Mexicans and liberals. Double down and just keep digging Texas.

+ 100 hair plugs. JKL man.

This made me happy.

Can’t they just get Tony Stewart to run over him or something?

All this and he’s still the more tolerable than his brother.