As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

Yeah, he should have run inside and grabbed his spare bottle of jet fuel.

They could have had chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Thanks for the post, Andrew. In all seriousness, I’m just glad it didn’t turn out worse than it did. It’s a great reminder that, no matter what silliness we are up to with our cars, safety should always be the first thought. Fire extinguishers, safety googles, etc... should always be the first investment!
PS-the car…

It’s a nice looking car that’s priced well....and I hate crossovers. I am also having a crisis.

Millennial here. Also not too fond of millennials.

This post combines Volvo’s and millenials, two things historically Ihaven’t been fond of, yet I like the car and the service seems to make sense.

That right there is a poorly executed high five if I ever saw one.

Diplomacy like Bill Clinton spending 2 billion on building a nuclear plant in NK that fueled their weapons program? Sure arming them was a smart move. NK will threaten the US no matter what we do, this isn’t our doing.

Did you say the same thing when Obama and Clinton both have said what Trump said?

She’s been with the AV Club forever, and her articles always contained a shred of outrage, but ever since the kinjapocalypse she’s turned the outrage up to eleven.

Annnnd Katie Rife again. Did they hire you direct from Gawker? Is that why you cradle the Gawker-balls so hard? Because you absolutely insinuate that a fucking Gawker Blind Item is anything to be taken with merit. Which is wildly irresponsible and just shy of fucking retarded (and being autistic, i reserve the right…

Everyone keeps telling themselves that they need to buy a new car for reliability, warranty, and that they need a car now; however that’s false for a large amount of people that finance new cars. You’ll save a lot of money buying a cheap cash car like a civic that is cheap to get fixed. But a lot of people don’t…

It’s like a pet hoarding situation, things just spiraled out of control and were left that way for more than a decade. If he hadn’t just stuck cars in a field for 15 years he wouldn’t have lost so many dollars and wouldn’t be in an ALL THINGS MUST GO scenario. I feel bad for him, but it’s not like he’s being…

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

I know right?

“Meanwhile, workers are left to build ships at their own risk without a government that cares about their welfare.”