georgewashingtoner
George Washington
georgewashingtoner

Typical, the french get nervous and make him surrender. 

Long gun raised some eyebrows? Seriously? It was a parade for a country celebrating the storming of a jail to free like, 11 people. How do you think they stormed it? With hopes and dreams? 

Love the irony of the broken stickers.

There’s the boomer take I was looking for.

Wait you’re the target buyer of Corvettes and you DON’T hate it? Man, 2019 is wild!

That rear trunk emblem has me all like “swoon”.

It’s like they fired all the people that had always designed the Corvette, hired a bunch of overcaffeinated millenials, stuck a V8 in it because AMERICA FUCK YEAH, and made it not suck all around, for the price of like, two Porsches.

My body is ready. 

Oh shit yes. I hope so.

Orlove wins.

LOL

Beef Jerky. Always. 

LOL ok, whitey the non-native speaker. Tell us more.

R8.

...being gay isn’t a big deal. It’s 2019...

For my ears and sleep? No problem.

This is a good point. 

Awfully sexist to assume that most mechanics aren’t female, or that they identify as male and not female.

Something here is rotten. 

Yikes.