1st gear: so what? 

You are correct, despite your incorrect name. It confuses me. 

...am I the only person that regularly blows out their lightning port?

Honda Odyssey, the newest Elite trimmed one. 

He was wearing an eye shield that, you know, only covers his eyes. A face shield covers his FACE including the part that got tickled by that puck.

Maybe it’s time for Apple Music. The first developer who can take all my playlists and move them from one to the other is going to be a rich person. 

Lighten’ up, Francis. It was supposed to be amusing. 

Yeah, because fuck jobs and success. Way better to hold people down and ruin lives. Right on! Political statement!

And yet here you are. That’s the issue, kids are soft now.

except the head gaskets will explode eventually so....

Hide and go seek level: ULTIMATE GOD MODE

menacing - suggesting the presence of danger; threatening.

So, not this car.  

...old white guy...is your guy now? 

Makeup or shaving. Holy shit I hate these people. One, you’re an idiot who loves distracted driving. Two, get up earlier. Three, you’re making your car disgusting. 

Lighten up, David. Stupidity isn’t specific to one gender, you anti-gender douchebag.

The truck will come with an Amazon locker installed in the bed.

I’ve been saying it for years. Drive a reputable brand until it dies and save cash to buy used. This, and student loan debt, will cause the next recession.

Man, brutal insult. Not sure how to come back from that one. --___--

1st gear: I’m not against safety tech, but this worries me. These systems are not all equal and from a driving standpoint, automatic braking can make driving a real neck pain. 

That hasn’t been impressive since ever. She is proof you don’t need to be smart to be an elected official.