Should’ve let them die (GM).

My pants are suddenly too tight.

Ford has had it right since the recession. GM should’ve been left to bleed out and start over. All the government did with GM is slow the hemorrhage.

Let this be a broader lesson for Jalops and children: Taxes, in most capacities, are bad. Especially bad taxes are especially bad. The end.

...You’re only turning 27?

Said no true Jalop, ever.

I genuinely feel for Elon. You can tell he is burdened with something in his brain and body that makes it REALLY hard to hang with people and thus turn his visions into reality, and he catches tons of shit for it. Feelz.

Bostonians, sir. 

Trains are so shitty.

lol....

$49,645 for a small truck...k.

I’m sure there is flexibility in the pricing if someone is serious about this. 

Just buy the weathertech ones, JFC.

Man, I hope they can make this work. 

Hardcore Corvette fans...are 75 and won’t buy this thing anyway. 

You’re correct.

Mother fu*$#r. I can’t even. 

What’s Glock ammunition? Is it made by Glock? Or, is it for a Glock? Glock Glock Glock. 

Be braver - you can handle just a lap belt. I believe in you.