Said no true Jalop, ever.

I genuinely feel for Elon. You can tell he is burdened with something in his brain and body that makes it REALLY hard to hang with people and thus turn his visions into reality, and he catches tons of shit for it. Feelz.

Bostonians, sir. 

Trains are so shitty.

You mean because people are realizing that the game is up and the smoke and mirrors can’t save them anymore? FAANG was bound to see a fall. Apple is the only one that will actually come out ok.

welp, he’s right. 

lol....

Grown man plays dress up for a living and gets hot and complains about it.

$49,645 for a small truck...k.

I’m sure there is flexibility in the pricing if someone is serious about this. 

Just buy the weathertech ones, JFC.

Man, I hope they can make this work. 

Hardcore Corvette fans...are 75 and won’t buy this thing anyway. 

You’re correct.

Mother fu*$#r. I can’t even. 

What’s Glock ammunition? Is it made by Glock? Or, is it for a Glock? Glock Glock Glock. 

Be braver - you can handle just a lap belt. I believe in you. 

I can’t tell if you’re serious or just an idiot...

WUT

Good job! You’re helping! Dink.