HEY! I don’t vape...often.

Good.

Sorry, but, BREAK THE FUCKING WINDOW IF YOU THINK YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY OUT AND DON’T WANT TO DIE.

...mace goes a long way to deterring people. And a collapsable baton. 

Until the power has been out for a week and people can’t get food. But you do you.

Headlamps.

Did alex jones tell you that?

I mean, he has a point. Coaches teach things the way they do because it translates to both success and injury prevention. Hothead rookies getting hurt makes the case for listening to coaches.

Although officially I have the hybrid which is two types of GORE-TEX fabric in one shell. Love it.

Although officially I have the hybrid which is two types of GORE-TEX fabric in one shell. Love it.

YAAAAAAAAAAS favorite jacket ever. 

YAAAAAAAAAAS favorite jacket ever. 

...pull everything out of it and hoon the shit out of it. And autocross.

...do you not understand how police work is done? Police pull people over, driver shoots at police, get shot at during pursuit, and then go through neighborhoods that see random gunfire his the cruisers. There is every reason to have these be bulletproof.

I feel as though he speaks slowly because he thinks as he speaks...

...you mean the half Mexican half Jewish woman? That woman in the photo? The one whose background is completely diametrically opposed to white supremacy? And whose family barely escaped the ACTUAL NAZI death camps? That woman?

Guy in town has a M715 I think...

Certain states will rape you on tax for new cars versus used. 

Never. Finance. A. Car.

An American pickup truck, duh.

Most Worcester thing ever.

So you hate the military, America, and masculinity...got it.