If the majority of reporters weren’t political hack activists, we might feel bad for you.

He isn’t the hero we need, but the one we deserve.

Now hipsters are going to start a revolution because slant nose is too mainstream.

“Yes.” - Everyone

MMMMM all of your leftist tears are delicious.

Boston driver: HOLD MY DUNKINS ICED COFFEE, GUY. WATCH THIS SHIT.

Only in government can you cause this kind of chaos and be “reassigned” instead of “losing your fucking job because you’re an idiot”.

I mean, I get it. You gotta get the practice in where you can.

Shenanigans like this are why the performance brand of Subaru has lost my business, and I suppose a lot of other business. Stop doing this. Carry the research over, please, to the consumer products that will bring you respect. Bring back the wagon, and just do what worked.

HYBRIDS KILL.

Sex.

Not surprising: large number of people living in small space, nets constant issues.

So, so, so good.

...they would’ve self-selected at some point anyway so...all they did was save their owners a bunch of time and money.

What is it like to be victimized by everyone, all the time, for everything? I feel like I’d be exhausted.

DAMN.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Yes, because they are transporting drunk people and business folks. Not children and precious cargo.

Government sucks when it comes to cars. Like, sucks hard.

Yes.