Pro tip: don’t open your article by showing your bias. Be way more discreet about it.

“Before diving into the chronological catalog of disasters—which is a fun thing to do -”

It really is exhausting seeing constant negativity on Gizmodo. Uber, Apple, Amazon, on and on. I hope Giz as a whole has positivity and joy as New Years Resolutions. You all need religion and significant others.

NO, I NEED TO BE RASH AND ABSURD. THIS IS MY RIGHT AS A MILLENIAL.

No, because branches of government.

Amazing how a zero star today would have been one of the safest cars of the decade, in 1997.

nailed it.

...you do realize that the biggest fans of net neutrality are GIANT INTERNET CORPORATIONS LIKE GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK, right? And that doesn’t seem fishy to you? Why would companies of that size and magnitude support anything like this? Probably because they stand to benefit most from it. Follow the money, kids.

“no shit.” -everyone

NITRO METH.

He had me until he got on his high horse to show me how much better than me he is...what a douche.

First thought I had after he realized his legs weren’t working right...

...but Bill is an asshole.

Yet, the only car company that makes their release buttons (that I know of) black instead of red, is Tesla. MISSED OPPORTUNITY BMW.

So, do you want him to fail, or not? I can’t tell with you Gizmodo people.

Father in law had a standard sized RX. He passed on buying a new generation because the front is fugly. And he wanted the 3rd row but, alas, none to be found.

I didn’t realize that Val Kilmer built safari cars.

Maybe if you thought before typing, you’d avoid embarrassing retorts to your claims.

I haven’t had any issues with re-triggering. If it misses the first time by the time i’m done swiping up it usually catches it.

Because why the fuck not, that’s why.

Zee Germans never cease to make my giggle.