The old ones were white and green like this. But, they actually said “Massachusetts”.

No, because economics.

Friggin’ allergies.

...but did you die?

obligatory.

Toughen up, Buttercup. It’s just an election. We all survived 44 presidents before this one. I think we’ll be fine.

I meant with the uploads...how did it go?

...Applecare?

Applecare+, yo.

THANK YOU.

SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN.

THAT WINDSHIELD

I love that you know all of this. The internet rules.

Subaru: Because screw you America.

Subaru: doing it wrong since they killed the wagon.

-waits for the video of you performing the same move, with ease-

The internet rules because of things like this.

“Boxer engine” being the mechanical defect. Ask me how I know...

Didn’t die at the end? Not similar.

Screw Canada.

You plebians clearly don’t own a Tesla - we don’t drive our cars in the rain.