I'd be alright with an Airbnb if I had the place to myself. I wouldn't want to stay at one with the homeowners still around, and I sure as shit wouldn't rent out my own house.

It must just be a Philly thing. And NYC, Baltimore, Nashville, Kansas City…

From their latest Supper Club article.

Oh I don't worry too much about a Whole Foods takeover. As long as it costs less to redo the goddamn steering bushings on my shitty car than it does to fill my fridge with food from them, I don't foresee them going Taco Bell-from-Demolition-Man any time soon.

And nothing says downtown East Coast city to me more than a taxi that smells like 30+ years of unwashed piss.

Or turtle?

We do? Huh.

Auch! Save me from the wee turtles!

Now that's how you do a comment pun, ladies & gents!

If pigs weren't made at least partially of bacon, I'm sure they'd be universally beloved pets, too.

Does that dude in the middle look like he shouldn't be allowed to handle sharp object to you, too?

Well hell, I tried going on a snipe hunt. I came back empty-handed.

Hey, I wanted to check on the status of my new land rover range rover. It's been an awful long time since I gave you folks my bank account info…

So that's where all us poor lost souls are gonna drift to when the AV Club shuffles off this mortal coil?

So literally nobody who matters even a tiny bit.

*Rot*
*Decompose*

*Alternates look of terror and joy*

Why must you lash out like that?

Was this meant for someone else? I am in season 1, and so far I'd say the effects are fine.

Give me two Firefly references!