I'm just a couple hours away from the path of totality. I'd like to hop in the Liquormobile & drive to check it out, but well… You know, State Patrol and all that…

You'd think that, but the amount of hairspray they use has got to be carcinogenic.

Ryan Reynolds doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would.

I rode with a shorty helmet for a little while, for the relative 'coolness' of it compared to a full-face one. Then it occurred to me that I don't give a shit about looking cool on my bike, especially to the randos around me on the road. So I bought a full-face helmet. So far, I haven't wrecked, (KNOCK ON WOOD!!) but…

Unsafe at any speed, including zero.

It really does bug me when I see folks tooling around on mopeds, wearing nothing but shorts & a t-shirt. If you go flying ass over appetite at 40+ MPH, it doesn't make any difference if your ride was a souped-up crotch rocket or a Vespa.

Oh yeah? What about dynamite-laden rickshaw? I'm betting that's even worse.

My brother-in-law hasn't touched his bike since he had kids, but before that, he'd always ride without a helmet. Said it made him look dorky. I'm glad he never wrecked like that, as that's an injury a helmet could easily prevent.

The unfortunate reality when it comes to motorcycles is that there aren't a whole lot of precautions you can take. I do the full face helmet, boots, & padded jacket thing, and they'll definitely help. But there are some kinds of wrecks no amount of body armor can keep you safe from.

What's work got to do with it?

They just didn't care.

I saw this shit last night, on Comet TV, right in the middle of MST3000's The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies. Suddenly, the movie wasn't the most incoherent thing I was watching anymore.

"I'm not racist, Butt."

These people identify with the Nazi party. If anyone feels sympathy for them because they got kicked off their web host, FUCK em!

I'd imagine registering a domain & getting hosting set up on Google is an entirely automated process, as it seems Google has now kicked those dickheads to the curb, too.

I'd believe it.

Look how presidential he looks today!

If that were true, I'd think this would make his speech writer president instead.

I'm ok with treating everything that fuckhead says as a lie. Besides, The "On many sides" crack utterly undercuts that sentiment anyway, and completely changes the meaning of his little speech.

Yep. I feel vindicated that I've always fucking HATED Dilbert cartoons. I'd see them slathered all over peoples' cubicles & die a little more inside.