I swear to God I wanna kick the crap out of every shit-headed purity voter who let his fucking ego contribute to this miserable mess.

"I hate this shit" sounds like the most reasonable response to this shit.

I hope someone mods in these dipshits with tiki torches as target.

Yeah, but they're the only people who like him.

I listened to the How Did This Get Made podcast for Strange Magic not too long ago, and now I really wanna see it. Here's hoping Disney makes good on that prank.

Whatever you say, turncoat.

We're sending a few "Imagineers" over to your house.

I went to bed last night blissfully unaware this whiny white nationalist protest shit in Charlotte was going down. Which means I was happier yesterday than today, and I wasn't particularly happy yesterday. This pattern pretty much has defined 2017 for me so far: Every day brings some news that makes it shittier than…

Leave it to white people to protest in the lamest, laziest way possible.

Some dipshit in my neighborhood flies it on his jacked-up tiny-dick pickup truck. In Colorado.

They're certainly still bizarre and embarrassing.

You're gonna miss us when we're gone.

I saw enough of it. I'm still glad I went to bed early last night.

Oh I know, I'll repost the first reply to the first comment on the very first Gizmodo article I looked at:

"Oh, you!" *giggle*

Are the Disqus trolls massing for one last big push before the Kinja move? Like a big, shitty shithead sendoff?

I don't know from unpleasant, but if she wrote the first Simpsons, she's far from untalented.

Does a Family Guy cutaway follow?

I know. These days, N64s can even go for more money than X360s. It's all about demand.

N64s go for a not-insignificant amount of cash these days, especially compared to PS1s. I think I paid about 80 bucks for mine, just to round out the collection of Nintendo consoles.