Ol' Doug himself makes an appearance in the comments section of that 2013 Gameological article. It's entertaining to watch him martyr himself for the cause of being a world-class homophobic pile of shit.

Yes, our president is an 70 year old delusional narcissist with an advanced case of dementia. This is all terribly hilarious.

It would've still been cheaper than a budget TV and a surround sound setup.

Yes.

“At 1.5 terabytes, it could be a whole block of TV, or worse, it could be emails, financial documents, employee or customer information,”

What, you don't think he's a huge Dick?

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pushing 40, and I still can't grow anything more substantial than an ugly, wispy, teenager's mustache.

I'm pushing 40. My hairline's backed off a bit from the front lines, but fortunately, it's not yet in full retreat.

Hey, it ain't our fault he looks like he had a nasty run-in with one of those energy vampires from Lifeforce.

I still can't believe he's 31. Did he start balding right out of the womb?

Ugh. Thanks, Miss Emily Litella.

Wait, it got the Gentleman's F? Sounds like this move is squarely in fun F territory.

Stupid sexy fox.

Who's been messing with this thing?!

"He doesn't look like he takes care of himself."

Wow, one of Trump's wet farts congealed to form another troll.

Cute. Could've used a few strategic edits before the premise got completely run into the ground.

Good, I got a stack of old VCRs. Let's hope I can unload them for ridiculous amounts of money.

Sony's final, high-end CRT televisions included some pretty nice speakers. They even had a subwoofer built into the rear of the cabinet.

Hey, he could be in Missouri.