Definitely has to be driving without my seatbelt. Considering I drive my Porsche on the track (seatbelt always snugged up), I should know better.

I offer 20 rubles, Tovarisch!

Does this mean that Lance Stroll will have to pay less for his daddy’s ride?

I’m willing to bet big bucks that the seller is a dealer POS who wants to flip this car.  Evidence: the yellow tag on the ignition key used by used car dealers everywhere and the paper floor mats.

And get extra half sour pickles...

The livery on James Hunt’s F1 car persuaded me to try sex.

It’s “How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive: A Manual of Step-by-Step Procedures for the Compleat Idiot” and is available on Amazon.

If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your doctor.

Great video... I can almost feel the pendulum of the engine in the rear.

Pictures #1 and #2 transposed (compared to the answers) for round 4, name that part/tool.

The NASA precedent was set by Al Bean on Apollo 12, when a TV camera did not work and he hit it with a hammer.  I’m old enough to remember laughing when I heard that he had done this.

Call me when it’s down to 5000

Can I buy term insurance on this guy (with me as beneficiary, of course.)  I should only need a couple of years before payout.  Better odds than a lottery.

For 200K, you can buy 100 Audi A6 2.7TT cars, and have a 90 percent chance that one will be running at any time.

Was that before or after she changed her name from Mike to Karen?

And you thought those stock run flat tires were hard to take...

Wake me up when it’s selling for $10K

Sioux Falls is in South Dakota, not North Dakota.

Hmmm, seems like a first world problem.

I suppose you mean Colombian, not Columbian...